Exercise: Two characters met
The maniac to rhymes and the sage toothless drug addiction
She was unconscious and I thought maybe she has a concussion but I saw the piper just beside her and ok there we were.
Lady, lady, LADY - wake up and drink this tea cup.
She woke up all at once.
Oh, hello I am sorry I was sleeping, I am tired you know?
Yeah I can see, are you ok, although?
Yes, yes - She was hidden your smile - a beautiful smile I must say, but is kind of necrophiliac think this way. She was very ashamed and dirty. I just want to take her and her shit shirt with me.
We were at my home drinking more tea and BatCat came.
BatCat likes her. BatCat always knows who is nice who is not.
This tea is hot - she said - And was delightful to see her to rhyme unintentionally.
I will bring another pot.
Don’t worry, don’t worry, is okay.
What can I say?
Silence. I was really scared to say something, because is a girl in my house and because I just know rhyme.
Hmm what are you do? There are grammar books and dicctionary everywhere. Oh, you are a teacher.
Oh no, I am just a normal creature.
Ok, ok, let me guess. Loser writer? Successful writer?
Oh no no, please, pass me the lighter?
Really awkward silence. I lit the candle.
Oh ok, I should go.
Don’t go, don’t go. You came minutes ago.
Very difficult to rhyme.
BatCat’s box, I like Firefox instead Chrome, I love Jamie Fox, Bollocks.
Do you have any cigar?
Oh no, I stopped, sorry. But maybe I have in the car. Let me see, stay here, eat this brie.
You are really strange - she said. Everything you say rhymes. There is no brie here.
I went, I came back. Silence again. Lots of rhymes stocked in my brain.
And you, what are you do? - I said.
Oh I am a waitress. I studied Philosophy but I lost the semester. To bad.
Oh yes, I met Billy, this guy, and my life collapsed. I am a little bit upset.
She is rhyming, she is rhyming - I thought.
Don’t be. Let me see. Do you like Libertines?
Oh of course, Peter Doherty is someone like me.
Yes…- she said a little bit sad.
I have to tell you something, let me talk and don’t interrupt ok? I was very sage, very clever, very smart, very babe, when I met Billy and the crack, and when I met Pete Doherty as well, and Amy, could you believe? I met them personally in not a good way. I am a drug addiction, and see, I don’t have those teeth.
It is still a beautiful smile, I thought.
Oh, I see. But you know, everybody has an addiction. Mine? You might ask. Of course you know, I stopped smoke, but I never stop to rhyming and actually I am very tired, I just want a normal life, a career and a wife.
Me too - she sighed
Silence - You never fumigate the demons no matter how much you smoke - Libertines was playing.
One year later I stopped to rhyme and she stopped with drugs, and BatCat stopped to know who is nice who is not. We are an ordinary, not interesting at all, little family. And she has all the teeth now and is studying Philosophy again and I am doing poetry classes and I can rhyme without pain. Well, not all the time, poetry in really painful.
Now we are Breaking Bad addict.